Pants on 🔥
I'm being accused of being a liar. If this were true, then I would anticipate accolades. Seriously. I'd be the best liar ever. Second to none. For the better part of two decades I would have had to craft detailed, explicit and consistent untruths in such a manner that they are untouchable. A web 🕸️ so perfect that the greatest minds on the planet would not be able to find fault. Such skill. Mastery. This would not be just natural talent. It would need to be developed over many many years, perfected after many smaller successes. A trail of lies peppering my history, stretching back into my youth. And with such skill; my God, the opportunities! Stephen King wouldn't hold a candle. Hollywood, blockbuster scripts, I'd be wealthy beyond the dreams of 99.9% of humanity. And that's if I went legit. But yet I became a scientist, questing for truth while incurring significant debt. And then a programmer, where "lies" cause program crashes. Not a bad living, but no...